Have to start this post off by stating the obvious:
I am awesome.....
Ok now that that's out of the way, here's why....(and don't judge me): I am tooootally psychic.
Oh yes, you read that correctly....
Not only was I totally right about working a 9-10 hr day today (9hrs, 13mins to be exact), was also totally right about being too tired to engage in any sort of physical activity that didn't consist of running for trains that I ended up missing and oh yeah, using an industrial mixer at work that I'm pretty sure was one of the first relics of the start of the Iron Age.....ok fine, maybe the Industrial Revolution.....you get my drift.
However, the one thing I did not completely predict was....
Getting artwork done!
You read me right.....totally altered my first shirt today, not just as a tester, but an actual design (photos to come soon, I promise). So as I am full of artistic angsty glee, I am also going to try my hardest to not be deterred by my horrendous schedule for this coming week - closing Saturday through Monday nights at the lovely Bakery at which I am employed.
Now I know this may not sound so bad, especially if you are a TGihT like myself, for which double and triple shifts have become a source of laughter and amusement instead of complaint. No dear followers, my angsty ravings have nothing to do with mere hours but something far more nervebending.....
The "Smart" Customer.
Quotation marks seem a bit superfluous? Allow me to explain.
Here is a scenario:
"Smart" Customer: "What cookie flavors do you have?"
Me: "All of these...." (Gesturing towards the printed SIGNS that are clearly printed next to the cookies displayed so lovingly behind me).
"S"C: "Oh, ok..........wow.......um, so is there dark chocolate in the Dark Chocolate Toffee Cookie...?"
Let that sink in a moment.....
Me: "......Yes..." (Grimacing now).
"S"C: "Oh, ok, I'll have that one...."
And that's my evening. And I say "Smart" not to say facetiously that this woman, and all like her, are morons....no, never. I just came to the conclusion that these dear people are so confident in their intelligence that they simply assume they've heard of everything already, and anything they haven't heard of can't possibly be a real existing thing....so I, graciously must explain to them that in fact, despite their prior knowledge, other cookie flavors exist....
It's a stretch but hey, can't say the other thing.....
Wish me luck dear people....
Until next time,
TGihT